02 June, 2008

Hammer and Tickle

Comment Central has asked for communist jokes.

My favourite example is probably:

A man is thrown in a Soviet prison cell and the other inhabitants of the cell crowd round him. "How long you in for," they ask. "Ten years," the new man laments. "And what did you do?" "Nothing. I did nothing". "You liar," the prisoners shout. "For nothing you get five years."

The others are worth checking out too, though.


Jak Marshall said...

I submitted one.

Q. How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. All of them, together

Alex said...

This is an old one that's probably already on there, but:

Why do Marxists drink Cammomile?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Android said...

Har Har

Android said...

Brezhnev went on an official visit to India. He goes to a formal dinner, where he was given lots of different foods, and at the end he says: 'Thank you for the tea'. Then he had another dinner, and again he said 'Thank you for the tea'. When he did that again, he was asked, why is he thanking them just for the tea. 'Because everything else is ours!' - he said. :)

Here's a proper Communist joke for you :P

Miss Middle of Manchester said...

Ha ha, love it :)